#family vacay 2013 #jones: pop in law is right above dont make any sudden moves #emma: omg jones stop poking me with your sword #snow: i see you children stop it children #papa charming: its gonna be a long trip ~sighs~
YOU KNOW WHAT IS BETTER THAN SEEING YOUR SHIP?
SHIP SQUARED
AKA YOUR SHIP IN A SHIP
MADE OF ENCHANTED WOOD
GOING TO NEVERLAND
YEAH - THAT’S MY MOTHERFUCKING SHIP
I can totally see Hook stealing someones ship to get back to Storybrooke and just freaking out about all the little technological doodads
THIS IS NOT A PROPER SHIP. WHY IS IT MAKING THOSE FUNNY NOISES? I HATE THIS WORLD SO MUCH EVERYTHING HATES ME.
I see you stalkin’ our tag with your hater shit
And I’m like, fuck you
I guess you couldn’t be decent shippers ‘bout it
And I’m like fuck you and fuck you too
If I was above it I’d let it all slide
But I don’t take shit
And though you’re being an ass I still wish you the best
With a Fuck you
I’m sorry you don’t like our family
But that don’t mean you can be this way
Just cause you like Aurora and I’m more with Emma
The way you dish your crap ain’t fair
I pity the foooooool who has to ship with you
Oh shit you’re asking for it , just thought you should know
Oooooo I got some news for you
Go run and tell your friends
I see you stalkin’our tag with your hater shit
And I’m like, fuck you
I guess you couldn’t be decent shippers ‘bout it
And I’m like fuck you and fuck you too
If I was above it I’d let it all slide
But I don’t take shit
And though you’re being an ass I still wish you the best
With a Fuck you
This is the best thing I have ever seen oh my god
Mr. Gold standing guard over Mary Margaret, but hiding in the corner waiting until the last minute to make a dramatic appearance like a dufus
#’Why are you standing over there?’ #’Shhh it’ll be worth it just look distraught and miserable’ #’Why don’t you just lock the door?’ #’WHY DON’T YOU JUST BE QUIET’
You can curse people to forget. But you can’t curse people to lose their sass!
Captain Swan + Wooden Swan + Gremma profiles
i-like-blue-boxes replied to your post: oh look, i’m the only one on my dash not losing…
more for us…tralalalalala
you reblogged swan queen stuff, you don’t get to be sassy, mmm-mmm
